Life With a Toddler

Today I was going to post a little sneak peek at our headboard that we started building this afternoon but I've decided to wait until it's completely finished.

Instead I want to share this little article that a friend shared on Facebook that made me laugh.

Now let me say this:
JP and I do not know what a frat party is like
However.
We certainly know what it's like living with a toddler.  Especially recently.  Karlie has certainly grown quite the little personality and makes us laugh several times a day.

Why having a toddler is

like being at a frat party

1. THERE ARE HALF-FULL, BRIGHTLY-COLORED PLASTIC CUPS ON THE FLOOR IN EVERY ROOM. THREE ARE IN THE BATHTUB.

2. THERE'S ALWAYS THAT ONE GIRL, 
BAWLING HER EYES OUT IN A CORNER.

3. IT'S BEST NOT TO ASSUME THAT THE PERSON CLOSEST TO YOU HAS ANY CONTROL OVER THEIR DIGESTIVE FUNCTION.

4. YOU SNEAK OFF TO THE BATHROOM KNOWING THAT AS SOON AS YOU SIT DOWN, SOMEONE'S GOING TO START BANGING ON THE DOOR.

5. PROBABLY 80% OF THE STAINS ON THE 
FURNITURE CONTAIN DNA.

6. YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE IN YOUR FACE AT 
3 A.M. LOOKING FOR A DRINK.

7. THERE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A FIGHT.

8. YOU'RE NOT SURE WHETHER ANYTHING YOU'RE DOING IS RIGHT, YOU JUST HOPE IT WON'T GET YOU ARRESTED.

9. THERE ARE CRUMPLED-UP UNDERPANTS EVERYWHERE.

10. YOU WAKE UP WONDERING EXACTLY HOW AND WHEN THE PERSON IN BED WITH YOU GOT THERE.

11. YOU HAVE A TV THEME SONG STUCK IN YOUR HEAD, AND WHEN YOU START SINGING IT EVERYONE JOINS IN. 

12. SOMETIME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SOMEONE SLURS, "I WANT MY MOMMY." 

13. YOU ARE SUBJECTED TO THE SAME STORY 20 TIMES. 

14. YOU REALIZE YOU ARE THE ONE TELLING 
THE SAME STORY 20 TIMES. 

15. YOU LIE TO YOUR PARENTS ABOUT WHAT'S 
GOING ON AT YOUR PLACE.

16. AT LEAST ONE PERSON IS LYING ON THE FLOOR, EITHER FACE UP OR FACE DOWN, SINGING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS

17. OFTEN, FOR NO REASON, SOMEONE LAUGHS UNCONTROLLABLY FOR MINUTES ON END.

18. PEOPLE CAN'T CLIMB THE STAIRS 
WITHOUT USING THEIR HANDS.

19. NO ONE WALKS IN A STRAIGHT LINE 
AND THEY RANDOMLY FALL DOWN.

20. THERE ARE ALWAYS FIGHTS THAT NEED TO BE BROKEN UP. AND ARE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED BY "I LOVE YOU, BRO."

21. TRY AS YOU MIGHT, YOU CANNOT GET PEOPLE TO STOP DANCING ON THE FURNITURE.

(The picture's blurry, but she's dancing on her chair)

22. SPINNING AROUND AND FLAPPING YOUR 
ARMS COUNTS AS DANCING.

23. AT LEAST ONE PERSON WILL BE DANCING 
AROUND TO IMAGINARY MUSIC.

24. AT ANY TIME THERE IS A CHANCE OF SOMEONE RUNNING NUDE THROUGH THE HOUSE.

25. WHEN THE INSIDE GETS TOO BAD, JUST HEAD OUTSIDE!  

Bekvams for Books

In this post I mentioned some spice racks that would soon be book shelves for Karlie.  I had seen this idea floating around on different blogs and Pinterest and loved it.  Karlie is a little bookworm so more book storage was a must for her.  I bought three of the spice racks during our last trip to Ikea.  

A few coats of white paint and some little swirlies on the side are all these little spice racks needed to become cute little book shelves.  I used the same pink and green paint we used on her mural.

And Karlie's already got it figured out!

Baby Got Back(splash)

I like mosaic tiles and I cannot lie...

This is probably my #1 favorite project we've done yet.  (We're also currently working on our bedroom, which may take the #1 spot.  Who knows.  But so far it includes a nightstand facelift, a new platform storage bed, new bedding, a furniture elimination, new lighting {a modern chandelier!} and a new chair.  We're also working on building a headboard, finding a new paint color, adding a 6-foot mirror and hanging new wall decor.  But I digress...)

**If you're only interested in seeing the befores and afters, 

just scroll to the bottom to see pictures.**

Thinking about tiling scared me.  I mean, you throw in words like thin-set, back-buttering, and grout, and that's a whole other playing field.  However...it was surprisingly easy!  Tedious....but easy.

JP and I had never tiled before this project.  We researched for WEEKS, trying to find the best information out there. (Pause for a quote from The Office: "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information." Resume.) That being said, we did not use wikipedia.  We searched for other DIY blogs, spent alot of time on DIY Network, and talked to several employees at Lowe's and Home Depot who knew a thing or two about backsplashing.


Unfortunately our camera died very early in this project and we didn't have any spare batteries.  I was able to get a few pictures of the beginning steps, but otherwise we watched Amy Matthews' videos and took scrupulous notes.  Since I can't give you pictures on how we did it, I'll give you links to the videos and whatever notes we wrote down. 

Step 1:

Our notes:

* Do check to see if counter is level.  We thought ours would be fine but surprisingly it was slightly sloped!
* Use spacers.  We talked to an employee at Lowe's who was able to show us exactly what size spacer we should use.
* Do lay out all your tiles on the counter for measuring purposes.
* Butter = thin-set
* Definition of "back-butter" (Amy Matthews mentions it at 2:53 in the video): spread thin-set on the back of the tile, like you're buttering a slice of toast, and press it to the wall. (check down at video #4, at 2:43, for demonstration)
* Consider buying recycled glass tiles (we used recycled glass from Lowe's).  It's half the price of normal glass tile...plus you can classify yourself as a greenie-weenie.  Win, win.
* Do sand any drywall.
* Behind your stove/oven, screw a ledger board to the wall.  This way you can still use your spacers to keep your tiles nice and straight when you don't have a counter top for the tiles to rest on.  This is what ours looked like:

Step 2:

Our notes:

* We only had a few cuts to make.  For those cuts, we borrowed a wet-saw from our neighbor.

Step 3:

Our notes:

* When you go to buy your thin-set, find an employee who knows what they're doing and they can help you.

* It is my opinion that you should not use a tile setting mat.  When using thin-set, once you press the tile into it, you can shift it around to make sure the tiles are straight.  If you use this mat, once you press the tiles onto it, they're stuck there forever.  Usually Lowes or Home Depot has a display set up for this product.  If you look at it, there are many imperfections.  I've seen 3 different displays for this mat, and all of them have wavy tile lines.  Not cool.

* Thin-set can be mixed by hand.  It takes some serious muscle, but it can be done.

* Only apply thin-set the width and height of your tile.  Our tile was 1ft x 1ft so we applied our thin-set in 1ft x 1ft sections and then pressed our tiles into it.

Step 4:

Our notes:

* Since we did not use subway tiles, we did not do a border tile.  We just caulked the edge where the tiles ended.

* Do use a grout float to press the tiles into place.

* We did not buy a tile nipper but we wish we did.  It would have been very handy to have around the outlets.  (Amy Matthews mentions this tool at 1:36 in the video)

Step 5:

Our notes:

* We might not be pros, but we used premixed, sanded grout and it was the perfect consistency.

* We did not use a sealer before we grouted but we probably should have.  We had to scrub the tiles pretty hard to remove grout haze that stuck to the tiles.

* After you grout, wiping the excess with a sponge is much more tedious than it looks.

* We used a spray sealer that worked like spray paint.  It comes out fast and tends to drip down onto your countertop, so just be ready to wipe away drips.

* Definitely get longer screws for your outlet covers.